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My inner child is ten years old today

My inner child is ten years old!


The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Accurate enough.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Gender</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Killed by</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">throat cut</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Killed because</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">you were a nerd</td></tr>
Why would I die in a horror movie? by toxicninja
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Gender</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Killed by</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">face frozen, then shattered</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Killed because</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">you were an asshole</td></tr>
Why would I die in a horror movie? by toxicninja
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So I'm a nerd who's an asshole? I know a lot of people who'd agree with that.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will die by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Terrible animal attack while you were out hiking in the mountains. Seemed that you made good animal food, definately a closed casket.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Death Date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">June 4, 2044</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Number attending your funeral?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">150</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">How much will you leave to friends and family?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$3,232,967</td></tr>
What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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How pleasant. Oh well, at least I'll be rich.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Edward Norton </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Natalie Portman </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">12</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Echo and the Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Prince - 1999 </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
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Not bloody Prince. Can't stand him. But oh well, at least Edward Norton plays me, just like he's done in most LJ sitcoms. He must like me.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"who spilt my beer?!" </td></tr>
What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
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I drink wine, you moron. WINE.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

How lucky. That's probably quite accurate, although any of you who have seen me explode at people online would know the violent rating should be a bit higher.


You're a Non-box.


What box do you get put in?
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I like that result. A lot.

HASH(0x82fb6b4)
Hanging: The lost art of knots. Grard de Nerval,
Marina Tsvetaeva and Ian Curtis were at their
rope's end when they decided they have lived
long enough.


How will you commit suicide?
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How boring and unimaginative. I prefer the form of death involving a pickaxe and a brick wall that I wish upon myself when I hear rap. Or decapitation with a copy of Zooropa.

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