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So very amusing



Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. [Lily] says:
First of all, I'm not Bible ignorant. I know that homosexuality is an abomination. I also know that I don't want my sister to go to Hell, and I don't like people preaching her there. Homo and bi-sexuality are very prominent in my family.
Everything you know is wrong [me] says:
It appears I just accidentally closed the window. Could you possibly do me a favour and send me a copy of the conversation thus far?
Everything you know is wrong says:
Well then how come you denied it as sinful?
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I just closed it, myself. You know I close windows alot.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Yes, I suspected you would've done something unfortunate like that. Oh well, schade.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
It's easier to deny it then to hurt my sister.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Oh, so it's easier to lie and deny God than hurt your sister? I'd rather hurt her than commit a wrong against the One Who shall judge me.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I think I was right when I said "Bible-ignorant fool" ...
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Fine, fine. I'm a Bible-ignorant fool. Happy, now? I don't have much more time, so you'd better get your Liza bashing done soon.
Everything you know is wrong says:
No, I'm not happy now, because I know you don't mean it.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Stop lying and passing off falsity as the truth. It's disgusting.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I really don't give a damn what you think is disgusting.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Any intelligent, thoughtful person worth the time of day would find lying and passing off falsity as truth disgusting.
Everything you know is wrong says:
An extension of that is you are neither intelligent, thoughtful, or worth the time of day.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
If I am the great liar you make me out to be, I'd have to be at least semi-intelligent.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Not necessarily. It's not that hard to lie, y'know.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I haven't lied half as much as you think I have.
Everything you know is wrong says:
The sky is green. There, see? Not hard to lie. I'm the father of the children who Bono thinks are his. That's not hard, either.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Haha, you expect me to believe that?
Everything you know is wrong says:
Considering your recent and past history, I'm not inclined to trust that.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Look, I have to go in a minute. I want you to tell me what you think I lied about. I shared a great deal with you, and I want to know if you believe there's even one iota of truth in any of it.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Oh, and we can't forget to discuss your annoying "me, me, me" attitude, can we? What about that time you threw a wobbly when I was not online exactly when you wanted me to be?
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I thought you were watching a movie. Tim made it sound like that's what you were doing.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I believe a lot of the things you told me about did actually happen. Often, though, the way you used those events seemed to just be in a way to get sympathy, pity, or attention.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Yes, well Tim isn't the brightest crayon in the box, anyone intelligent would've known he couldn't possibly know, and it's a simple matter of DO NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'll admit that I did try to get some sympathy and pity from you. I didn't lie about the stuff that happened to me, though. I told you about it, because I needed someone to at least want to help me. When I told you about Richard, you were mad. That helped me. I could mentally remind myself that someone cared that I was being hurt.
Everything you know is wrong says:
And yet you told me you were NOT looking for sympathy and pity?
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I didn't realize I was doing it at the time.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Sure. That's what they all say. You mustn't be aware of what you're doing a lot of the time, considering the way you use certain situations in ways to get attention.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Like sending me some big, long-winded e-mail telling me how well you'd done at school. That was so obviously an attention-seeking e-mail it wasn't funny. That's why I didn't waste my time with a reply.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I was happy about my grades. You knew how afraid I was that I was going to fail. I wanted to let you know that I passed... I couldn't help it if I was overly excited.
Everything you know is wrong says:
You could've waited to tell me on an IM. You don't see me sending off frantic e-mails saying how well I've done, even when it's on exams I thought I would fail. Take Maths C last term as a case in point. I thought I'd fail my Term 2 test. I nearly topped the class. I believe this is the first time I've mentioned that result to ANYONE online.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Fine. I'm a Bible-ignorant fool and an attention whore. Do you have anything else to say to me?
Everything you know is wrong says:
Yes. STOP MAKING STUPID STATEMENTS LIKE THAT, THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT MEAN! It is REPULSIVE. Please, please, for the love of all things good and U2, STOP lying, STOP passing off falsity as truth ... just STOP.
Everything you know is wrong says:
You just keep on doing it and doing it and doing the same old stupid and repulsive thing.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm not saying that I believe those things about myself. I'm just stating the "facts" about me that you believe.
Everything you know is wrong says:
You are acting like they are true, and you are trying to appease me. Don't do that. Say what you MEAN, what is TRUE, or is that too hard for you?
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm not trying to appease you.
Everything you know is wrong says:
If I wanted someone to suck up to me and say stuff to agree with me, I'd talk to SmarterChild on AIM and get it to call me God.
Everything you know is wrong says:
You obviously are, by the way you're saying you are what I accuse you of being.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm saving time. We'd be here all night if I tried to debate this out with you.
Everything you know is wrong says:
That is quite possibly the most daft thing I've heard so far today.
Everything you know is wrong says:
You could just state the facts as you see them, try to justify your behaviour, et cetera, instead of just spewing forth mindless babble you don't believe.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Do you really want to know what I believe?
Everything you know is wrong says:
Go right ahead and tell me.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Hopefully it'll give me a laugh or two.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I believe that you're right. I did use the problems in my life to get attention. I am an attention whore. I also believe that it really doesn't matter what I think about homosexuality because I know I'm going to Hell whether I label it a sin or not.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm not Bible-ignorant. I know that people like me go to Hell.
Everything you know is wrong says:
STOP LYING! Please, STOP, STOP, STOP! You surely do not mean it and it's sickening you keep on lying like this.
Everything you know is wrong says:
It's vile and repulsive and makes you seem even worse than you really are - which is a feat in itself.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm not lying. I just had this same damn conversation with my friend Anna at lunch yesterday. She said she was going to hell, and I told her not to feel bad because I was too.
Everything you know is wrong says:
You're joking. You cannot sincerely, in your heart of hearts, mean that.
Everything you know is wrong says:
And I thought you had NO friends ...
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I had NO friends before I went to public high school. I seem to fit in there.
Everything you know is wrong says:
*Maybe replace 'joking' with 'lying'.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I would throw an insult at that school but this sentence should do enough to convey what I think of them.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Are you done now?
Everything you know is wrong says:
Done with what? You can't just abruptly bring a flowing conversation to a standstill.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
It wasn't flowing. I've said my piece.
Everything you know is wrong says:
By the way, if you claim to be such a U2 fan, I sincerely hope you can at least name two of their tours.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Claim to be a what? I never said I was a big fan of theirs... I said I loved their music. I'm not obsessed with them. I don't keep track of everything they do or have done.
Everything you know is wrong says:
OK, have you heard of the song 'Out Of Control'?
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
No.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Well, it was their first single, and a very good song if I may say so.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Okay...
Everything you know is wrong says:
Yes, something worth listening to if you like them in the slightest. Get beyond the AB/JT era of stuff.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Then again ... no, I won't throw that insult.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I guess talking to me is making you feel decidedly ill, isn't it? Well it's either we consider with our amusing argument, or talk about U2. Your call, really.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Honestly, a U2 argument would be fun because it would be about U2 and funny at the same time. What a combination; I like it.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I don't want to talk about either... I don't want to talk to you. I just wanted to give you a chance to get all of the Liza bashing out of your system.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Yes, well, I'm pretty sure as soon as you go, I'll remember something else I wanted to tell you.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Then you can e-mail it to me.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Come back every Sunday for your weekly installment of bashing via the Internet!
Everything you know is wrong says:
Oh, so you're not blocking my e-mails? Lovely.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
This isn't going to be a recurring thing. I just felt that you needed to get some crap out of your system, so that's why I unblocked you.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I do not believe you would do such a deed out of any feeling of kindness.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Unless, of course, you're still in love with this mysterious "person I used to be." Or have you gone on to just date people because it's advantageous to you, like you told me you would do?
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
No, I'm not even in love with the person you used to be, because that person was entirely too fake. The poems you wrote me make me ill, now. I like someone else now.
Everything you know is wrong says:
No, the person I used to be was quite real, but the person I used to be realised they were quite flawed and worked to rectify that, and ended up as the person I am now, a person I much prefer.
Everything you know is wrong says:
And I feel sorry for the person you like. Offer them my condolences.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Or, better yet, get them to talk to me so they can find out another side to your story.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I haven't told Darron anything about myself, except for stuff like where I live and whatnot. I don't want to drive him away.
Everything you know is wrong says:
See, if anything that verifies just how right people such as myself and Sarah are: once someone sees your true personality, they're driven away. You need to work on things and bring about some positive change, seriously.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Thanks alot, doc.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
You sound like my freaking psychologist.
Everything you know is wrong says:
What I said is true, whether you like it or not.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I don't care who I sound like.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
One man's truth is another's falsehood. I don't believe you anymore than you believe me.
Everything you know is wrong says:
No, that is incorrect. There is such a thing as absolute truth, whether you choose to deny it or not. What is true is true, what is false is false. Something CANNOT be true for one person but FALSE for another. It defies all logic, all sense, all intelligence.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I can defy everything if I want to.
Everything you know is wrong says:
If something is TRUE, it is as true for me as it is for you. You may try to hide it and claim it to be a lie, but in the end, you will acknowledge it as truth.
Everything you know is wrong says:
To defy the truth is sheer stupidity. I hope you're not so stupid that you would choose to defy it.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm defying YOUR truth. You brought out the very worst in me, and then labeled it my TRUE personality. It's only one aspect of my personality. I'm not all bad. No one is.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I never said you were all bad.
Everything you know is wrong says:
And I did not bring out the worst in you, YOU DID OF YOUR OWN ACCORD.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Think what you want to think. I'll think what I want to think. You know you can't change my mind, so why are you trying to?
Everything you know is wrong says:
I'm trying to reason with you and show you what is true and show you how you're acting and how it's wrong.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I have to go, now.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Plus, talking to you can be quite amusing indeed.
Everything you know is wrong says:
OK, see you later.
Everything you know is wrong says:
If you wish to relive this part of history, visit my LiveJournal any time you please and read.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
No, you won't see me later, unless you decide to e-mail me. I'm not going back to AoG, because you've made it clear that you don't want me there. I'm not going to unblock you again on IM, either.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I don't care if you go to AoG or not.
Everything you know is wrong says:
It matters neither here nor there. Go there if you please.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I'm not going there because all you do is judge me. I get enough of that at home.
Everything you know is wrong says:
I don't judge you. I talk and discuss things, but I do not JUDGE you. Go there and just talk like a normal person, if you want.
Everything you know is wrong says:
Whether you come or go is of no consequence to me, really.
Everything you know is wrong says:
So don't get me to try to care.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
You'll still find something to insult me about.
Everything you know is wrong says:
*So don't try to get me to care.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
I have to go.
Excuse me, I think I've mistaken you for somebody else... somebody who gave a damn. says:
Bye
Everything you know is wrong says:
So what? I argue with people at times, yes. It happens. It's not just because it's you
Everything you know is wrong says:
Bye

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