The first thing that comes to my mind when I think about this entire scenario is "What the screaming orange Zooropa?" and then I start thinking along the lines of how pathetic and possibly teenybopperish this all sounds. Poor Sam, getting involved in this.
Thank you all for reading. This situation has been bugging me so I needed to type it out. It's so strange and warped and ... bugs me for some reason. Although it can't possibly annoy me too much today, considering the fantastic mood I'm in.