Axver (axver) wrote,
Axver
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I love this thing

You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Yellow Ferrari.
You will marry Me and have 17 kids.
You will be a U2 in Next door to Bono.

But, hang on, I just broke off my engagement to myself because I couldn't stand me, and now we're living apart and not speaking to each other. And look, it's the return of the 17 kids curse!

Also, I was not going to get online later tonight, but I haven't done everything I wanted to do this arvo so I may. I don't know. Grr, why must time be so short? Now to go watch M*A*S*H.
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