Axver (axver) wrote,
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Oh my, I love this thing

This thing found at http://www.playmash.com/ is classic. This is the kind of thing that could keep me amused for HOURS.

The first time ...

You will live in Apartment. (Eh, doesn't bother me)
You will drive a Green BMW. (I put in freaking Ferrari and Lamborghini for a reason)
You will marry Florentyna and have 17 kids. (I cannot believe the one large number I randomly threw in I actually got)
You will be a Dictator of the Southern Hemisphere in Dublin. (Wouldn't a Dictator of the Southern Hemisphere actually live in the place he's dictating?)

Then I tried it again. This time, instead of using characters from my novel as the names, I threw in the names of people at school for a laugh.

You will live in House. (Good)
You will drive a Blue Ferrari. (Why not yellow?)
You will marry Natasha and have 17 kids. (I'm freaking destined to have 17 kids, aren't I?)
You will be a World-famous journalist in Kaikoura. (Ooo, Kaikoura, that is one of the most beautiful towns in the world)

And then I just messed everything up and made it completely whacky.

You will live in Apartment. (Again?)
You will drive a Burgundy Mercedes-Benz.
You will marry Someone and have 4 kids. (Ah, the 17 kids curse has been broken, hallelujah)
You will be a God in Next door. (Yes, worship me)

More to come later if I get bored ...
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