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A very amusing conversation with Lily. She's so deluded.

Seeing she's blocked my normal account, I signed onto my old account and, lo and behold, she was online (thanks Sam for telling me, even though you'll probably never read this). I had a very amusing conversation with her. Enjoy.

And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am [Me] says:
Hello there.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
So many things to discuss ... so little time. To begin, How is life?
Well behaved women rarely make history. [Liza] says:
Why are you doing this? I know you hate me... why seek me out?
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Because I would like to ask/discuss a thing or two.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
I knew you wouldn't reply to an e-mail and I was banned from the ZBoard, so what else was I to do but use my old account?
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
What do you want?
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Firstly, why did you lie? You went to my LJ when you expressly told me you wouldn't.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I did that after Liz told me I couldn't talk to you anymore. I still loved you then, and I couldn't stand the thought of not having you in my life. I'm glad I read it... I'd still be head-over-heels for you, if I hadn't!
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Haha, fascinating. Secondly, you told me you couldn't call me evil, but something Sarah put in her LJ proves the opposite.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I could after I read that blasted journal.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Indeed, from a conversation Sarah put up, I counted at least eleven lies. I'd advise you go find that in her Journal - www.livejournal.com/users/saintcheney and see my reply.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Oh yes, what about that blasted Journal? Do tell me more.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You've already established the fact that I'm a liar. Why don't you just leave me the hell alone? Why do you keep getting your friends to annoy me? Don't you understand that I can't stand you?
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
I didn't get any of them to talk to you. They did because they wanted to. I never asked them to. Don't make assumptions that aren't true.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
How did they get my address?
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
And you can't stand me? Well, now we're equal. I'd love to know just how many things were lies, considering what I've uncovered lately.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Don't ask me.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Ask them.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
Nothing I told you while we were dating was a lie. My Mom is dead. My Grandpa is about to die. I was mollested by SEVERAL members of my family... I didn't even tell you about everyone who did that crap to me. I have been suicidal. I didn't lie about anything at all while we dated. Even after we stopped dating, and I told you about some of my problems, I wasn't lying. Timmy did drown.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
All of my "sob, attention-whoreish stories" were true.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Believe it or not, I did believe most of that.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
The thing is, the way you used them, that brought up the "attention whore" label. Sarah established that in the conversation, I believe.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I didn't tell you half of the crap that I go through every day. You think I used it all to get attention, but if I really wanted attention, I would have told you everything.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Why do I doubt that?
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
Because you believe everything I say is a lie, perhaps? I believe the same about you, too. You're just as much of a liar as I am.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Prove that I'm a liar.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You lied to me before we dated, and said you didn't like me. You lied the day after I met you and said you had to do something you'd planned months in advance, when you really only had to study drama.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
I did have something planned! A freaking important family function!
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
And it did happen! I just didn't get online that night to mention it in my LJ.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
And before we dated ... you know full well why I did that, so don't try to use it against me.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You lied and said you needed to be "firm" with me, because you were afraid I'd try to get back together with you, when we met. I told you WEEKS before that, that although I loved you, I'd never date you again. You were just to egotistical to admit that to all of your "friends", so you made me out to be some obseesive female who wanted nothing more than to be with you forever.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
*too egotistical
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
What the Popheart are you going on about? Make sense, girl.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You said in your journal that you were going to have to be "firm" with me when we met, because I thought our meeting would re-establish our relationship. You and I both know that's a lie.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
I thought I'd need to be firm with you over some issues, like you still liking me. Thankfully, such a scenario did not eventuate.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You KNEW it wasn't going to! I told you I wouldn't date you, and then I promised you I wouldn't even mention our relationship!
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
See, you make too many false assumptions about me. You're creating weird, whacky ideas and trying to place them upon me when I never had such ideas.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Actually, I did think there might be some issues I'd need to be firm about. Don't try to tell me what I thought.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
Please tell me that this is all you wanted to discuss me with, because frankly, talking to you makes me ill.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
*with me
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Why does talking to me make you ill?
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I'm beyond upset right now, and I've been sick for quite some time now. This isn't helping me.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Honestly, talking to you is rather amusing for me, considering all the false assumptions you've made and the false thoughts you've tried to put in my head.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Babyface, a conversation cannot make you more or less ill.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
Haha... you even talk like Obi now! Liz told me that you were going to be like her MiniMe, but I didn't think so... I thought you were too egotistical for that. Then lo and behold, you become just like her!
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Become just like her? I'm not trying to become a Sarah clone or anything like that. You're talking nonsense.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Get your head out of the mud for a second.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
And do explain, how am I becoming a "MiniMe" of Sarah?
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I'm not the one with my head in the mud, dear. You haven't been your own person in quite some time. If I liked you at all, I might feel sorry for you, but fortunately for me, I don't. I think it's all quite funny.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Haven't been my own person in quite some time? Achtung! Are you on crack or something? You're not making a terrible lot of sense.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
You're just unhappy that I realised the people at YTF were right and changed my ways. You wanted me to remain their enemy. You didn't want me to be liked by any of them but critical of them, just to satisfy your own hatred of them.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I never hated them. I still don't. I dislike them yes, but I don't hate them.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Fine, "your own dislike of them." No need to get into pedantical issues that are irrelevant. Answer what I said instead of bringing up stupid pedantical issues.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
I'm very happy that you realized they were "right". I also realized that my friends were right. The truth is a good thing.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Your friends? What friends?
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
And the truth is a good thing. Unfortunately, you seem to be oblivious to it at times or just choose to ignore or reject it.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
Brian, Alex, Missina, Kathleen, Katie, Noah, Ryan, Adam, Aaron... I could go on.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Oh, people at the ZBoard? The majority of people there are morons.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You just don't like them because they don't like you.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
They needed a good dose of YTF.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Again, you make another false assumption. Stop it; it makes you look very stupid.
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
Are you done now? Is this all you needed to discuss with me?
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
I find it fascinating how you're trying to get rid of me.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Am I Satan incarnate or something?
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
You should take a hint, Einstein. I DO NOT LIKE YOU. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
Well that's just too bad for you, isn't it?
Well behaved women rarely make history. says:
No, it's too bad for you. Good bye.
And so I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kinda man I am says:
And, answer me: am I Satan incarnate or something?
(At this point she went offline/blocked me)
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