Axver (axver) wrote,

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Stupidity is contagious

Tim is a freaking moron. Basic gist of a conversation with him today at the end of morning tea (period three is after morning tea);

Patrick: Everyone in the group has maths next apart from Tim.
Tim: I have maths next.
Me: No you don't. You don't have maths when we do.
Tim: But I have maths next.
Me: Aaron, when does Tim have maths?
Aaron (who for some reason knows Burns's schedule off by heart): Fourth.
Me: See? We have it next - THIRD period. You have it FOURTH.
Tim: See? I have maths next, like you.
Jamie: No you don't. We have it THIRD, you have it FOURTH.
Tim: It's still next. I have it next like you.
Me: No you don't. We have it THIRD, you have it FOURTH. You don't have it next, you have it FOURTH. You don't have maths when we do.
Tim: I have maths next.
Jamie: You do not, you fucking moron.
Tim: I have maths next.
And it continued like this for a couple of minutes until we walked away in disgust.

Now, this evening, Rhiana, Tim's online 'girlfriend', tried to talk to me, even though I had my screen name as "If you talk to me, you have a bloody death wish", wouldn't take my hints to go away, and when I told her how annoyed I am with technology, she said only some technology is annoying, and proceeded to comment on how her calculator has never caused her problems. Firstly, I don't care. Secondly, you have to be truly thick to not realise "That's just lovely for you" (particularly in that context) is sarcastic. Really, you do.

Good bob, I HATE stupid people. I HATE stupid stuff. I HATE stupid technology. I HATE STUPIDITY. GRR.

  • You'd think I'd forgotten about this or something!

    Well, come June this year I'll have been on LiveJournal for a decade. That's pretty scary. Not that I've updated much over the last…

  • 2011

    Best year ever. PS Damn straight this is Axver, returning from the blogging wilderness after not posting anything since March. I guess after many…

  • A win for the ages and other cricket rantings

    Holy fucking shit, the Irish knocked off England in the cricket! Forget when they turfed out the hopeless Pakistan in 2007; this is something else.…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.