We're already dividing the world between each other.
Lauren: USA, Canada, Great Britain (apart from Cornwall, Wales, and the Isle of Man), Italy, Norway.
Myself: Australia, New Zealand, Nauru, Azerbaijan, Switzerland, Ireland, and Cornwall, Wales, and the Isle of Man.
Our announcement to you, the citizens of the world: be ready for conquest. Your lands are about to be taken over. If you provide us with a token of appreciation, you may keep your possessions. The only acceptable token of appreciation is all your possessions.