I AM INFURIATED. I want to break something or kick something or smash something or do something else destructive like that, but I don't have anything to break, kick, smash, or otherwise destroy. IT JUST TOOK ME ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO BLOODY ATTEMPTS TO GET ONLINE! HOW BLOODY RIDICULOUS CAN IT GET? Shame, shame on you, < my ISP >. This is disgraceful. You are an embarrassment to ISPs.