I believe in Bit Torrent, the downloader almighty,
Seeder of heaven and earth,
And in torrent trackers, its only distributor, our Lord,
Which were conceived by the power of the Internet,
Born of the virgin nerds,
Suffered under the RIAA,
Were banned, blocked, and sometimes arrested.
They descended into hell.
On the third day they rose again from being offline.
They ascended into heaven
and are seated at the left mouse button
of Bit Torrent, the downloader almighty.
From thence they shall come again to distribute the music and the movies.
I believe in the torrent protocal,
The holy torrent client,
The communion of seeders,
The forgiveness of leeching,
The resurrection of the dead torrent,
And the download everlasting.