Music:'A Winter's Dream, Part II: The Ascension' by Symphony X
Apparently magazines of academic, intelligent material are not real.
This afternoon, I paid the university's library a visit, and as I headed down the stairs with the stack of books I wanted to check out, I happened to overhear the conversation of two girls also on the stairs, discussing the collection of journals and newspapers found on the second floor of the Social Sciences And Humanities library. And what was the pressing, urgent question one of the girls had about the collection?
"Does it also have real magazines like Cleo and Cosmopolitan?"
It seems that I'm surrounded by idiots no matter where I go.