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Survey I stole off Lauren



*What is your name? Andrzj Niznij Ucinskij Rybodcastok Azerbaijan Axver Bretowskij. If you believe that, you're a moron.
*Are you happy with it? I quite like Andre. Fun name.
*Are you named after anyone? No, my Mum just liked the name. Although people always ask me if I'm named after Andre Agassi (and people who forget the Andre the Seal movie came out AFTER I was born ask me if I was named after that seal)
*Your screenname: Axver. I occasionally use variations, like Amak Axver on AIM, but not by choice.
*What would you name your children? I wouldn't name them.
*If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Jasmine. My Mum has told me as much.
*If you could switch names with a friend,who would that be? I have no friends ... who I want to switch names with.
*Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Yes, I would be Andark. Well, only if I were a guitarist or something like that. As a novelist or whatever, no.

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BASICS
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*Your gender: Male.
*Single? What the bloody hell do you think?
*Want to be? Want to be WHAT? Heh, you tried to be clever but your lack of clarification has blown up in your face.
*Your birthday: January 17.
*Your age: 16.
*Age you act: Generally I'm told I act beyond my years. A couple of my teachers think I'm immature at times, though.
*Age you wish you were: 13 or 14. Old enough to have intelligence, young enough not to have to worry seriously about real world crap for a few years yet.
*Your height: 5' 4.5-5.5" ish.
*The color of your eyes: Light blue, kinda greyish.
*Happy with it? Again, your lack of clarification has blown up in your face.
*The color of your hair: White. Going blondish-yellow thanks to the sun.
*Left/right/ambidextrous? Right, but I can use my left to an extent. If I practiced, I could easily be ambidextrous. When I was six and couldn't use my right hand for a while, I taught myself to use my left.
*Your living arrangement? Alive.
*Your family: What about them?
*Have any pets? Yes.
*What's your job: Listening to U2 CDs and wasting time at school.
*Piercings? Ha, like I'd get a piercing.
*Tattoos? Yes, of the stick-on Wellington Hurricanes variety.
*Obsessions? U2, trains.
*Addictions? U2, trains, Internet.
*Do you speak another language? "Yes. It's typo lingo, or something." - Lauren. Haha, we need to name that. Anyhow, I learn German and can speak bits of some other languages.
*Have a favorite quote? No, but I have a favourite quote or two.
*Do you have a webpage? Yes.
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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*Do you live in the moment? No, I'm dead.
*Do you have any secrets? And who doesn't?
*Do you hate yourself? Once.
*Do you like your handwriting? I don't handwrite, much. But I like my printing.
*Do you have any bad habits? Most people would say something to do with my U2 fanaticism.
*What is the compliment you get most from people? Something along the lines of "you're intelligent."
*If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? The Axver Who Walked Up A Hill and Came Down The Side Of A Stack Of U2 CDs.
*What's your biggest fear? Apple stickers. No, actually, losing/breaking my reading glasses.
*Can you sing? I try.
*Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Hmm ... not necessarily to look cool, but sometimes I pretend to be Bono, The Edge, or Adam Clayton.
*Are you a loner? Loner, reject, all of that, yes. I actually don't mind being a loner, much. A couple of close friends suits me just fine.
*What are your no. 1 priorities in life? God, followed by U2 and my friends (and some family).
*If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Unless I was a U2 or train fanatic or desperately needed help with schoolwork, no.
*Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Yes.
*Are you passive or aggressive? Aggressive. Get lost.
*Have you got a journal? If you're reading this, you obviously know.
*What is your greatest strength and weakness? U2 fanaticism (answer to strength AND weakness). No, seriously, I have no idea.
*If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Only one? No, I actually don't mind who I am.
*There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. you can only drink out of one. Which one would you drink of? The closest. Or spend hours pondering whether to go for love or creativity, then just say "bugger it" and choose at random.
*How do you vent? Usually via means of my journal.
*Do you think you are emotionally strong? I try to be, sometimes by building walls of apathy.
*Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? You bet.
*Do you think life has been good so far? Since about June/July last year, I've quite liked most of it. Before that ... don't go there.
*What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Bono is god. Mr MacPhisto is the devil. (That's Andre-speak for "wouldn't have a clue")
*What do you like the most about your body? Er ... do my glasses count?
*And least? Most of it.
*Do you think you are good looking? If anyone were to say I was, I'd seriously have to question their sanity/eyesight.
*Are you confident? Depends on the situation. Generally.
*Do people know how you feel? Depends who you are.
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DO YOU...
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*Smoke? No.
*Do drugs? No. This question nearly offends me.
*Read the newspaper? When Mum buys it. I prefer Time.
*Pray? Yes.
*Go to church? I would, but circumstance loves conspiring against me.
*Talk to strangers who IM you? If I didn't, I wouldn't have met some wonderful people.
*Sleep with stuffed animals? Not usually. Occasionally, but I can't be stuffed (no pun intended) to explain the story behind that.
*Take walks in the rain? Why walk when you can dawdle and enjoy the goodness of the rain even more?
*Talk to people even though you hate them? Yes. Generally even though I'd rather not.
*Drive? Haha, me behind the wheel of a car is dangerous.
*Like to drive fast? On computers, YES!
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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*Liked your voice? No.
*Been out of the country? That's one of the prerequisites of moving from NZ to Australia.
*Been in love? No.
*Gone skinny dipping? Yes, and I have the video of my two year old self to prove it. Plus, when I was 10 or 11, my family found it very amusing to make people skinny dip against their will (ie ripping their swimmers off), and I sometimes was the target (sometimes the targeter, too).
*Had a medical emergency? Yes.
*Had a surgery? Yes.
*Ran away from home? Contemplated running away from Dad's.
*Been on stage? Yep.
*Slept outdoors? In a tent. Grr, I hate camping of any variety.
*Pulled an all-nighter? Surprisingly not. Latest I've stayed awake until is 5am. Which almost counts.
*If yes, what is your record? If no, what can I do?
*Gone one day without food? It's called the FORTY HOUR famine.
*Talked on the phone all night? No. Although I've been online nearly all night, and that uses the phone line, so ...
*Kissed someone or been kissed? Yes. Family members seem to do that to me.
*Had a dream that came true? Not that I recall.
(missing questions?)---
*Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Yes.
*Stolen anything? Yes.
*Been on radio/tv? Yes.
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CLOTHES and other fashion junk
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*Shoe brand? Nike or Adidas.
*Brand of clothing? Haha.
*Cologne/perfume? How do you like no?
*What are you normally wearing to school/work? My uniform.
*Wear hats? My Wellington Hurricanes hat rocks. As does my New Zealand All Blacks hat.
*Judge other people by their clothing? What the Popmart? NO, most certainly not.
*Wear make-up? No!
*Favourite place to shop? I generally dislike shopping. AND YOU SPELLED 'FAVOURITE' RIGHT! w00t!
*Favourite article of clothing? My Wellington Hurricanes hat or New Zealand Black Caps shirt.
*Are you trendy? Hahahaha, NO.
*Would you rather wear a uniform to school? Both the for- and against-uniform arguments have their merits.
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Beliefs
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*Believe in life on other planets? No.
*Miracles? Yes.
*Magic? I believe "It's A Kind Of Magic" (Yes, I like Queen)
*God? Yes
*Satan? Yes
*Santa? If I were to grow a beard when I am older, I could be one of those department store Santas easily.
*Ghosts? Er ... not really.
*Luck? Yes, I read about someone who went by that name.
*Love at first sight? Not really.
*Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? Meh.
*Witches? They claim to be ...
*Easter bunny? Yes, because he gave me eggs this Easter!
*Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
*Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? *continues search*
*Do you wish on stars? ... *stares blankly* ... eh ...

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AMIGOS
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*Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Sure hope none of them are.
*Who is your best friend? Sam
*Who's the one person that knows most about you? Me. God. You. SOMEONE.
*What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? Not sure.
*Your favourite inside joke? Oh, I just forgot it ...
*Thing you're picked on most about? Piss off.
*Who's your longest known friend? Chris, although he's not really a friend any more.
*Newest? Don't know.
*Shyest? Me.
*Funniest? Sam.
*Sweetest? No idea.
*Closest? Sam.
*Weirdest? Aaron creeps me out.
*Smartest? "Andre probably. He seems like it anyway." - Lauren. Why thank you! Hmmm ... the smartest of my friends ... I am honestly not sure. Without being boastful or arrogant or anything, can I say myself?
*Friends you miss being close to the most? Eh?
*Last person you talked to online? Sam.
*Who do you talk to most online? Lauren.
*Who are you on the phone with most? Sam.
*Who do you trust most? Ooo, tough one ... Sam, probably.
*Who listens to your problems? Whoever I choose to talk about them with (I always choose someone who (I think) will listen)
*Who do you fight most with? Ah ... Burns.
*Who's the nicest? Sam can be very nice at times, but not always (sometimes he's rather blunt in a heartless way), so probably Lauren.
*Who's on your hate-list? Haha, I don't have one written down or anything, but if I were to do one, there'd be a lot of people (and, believe you me, YOU would be on it).
*Who's your second family? My computer.
*Do you always feel understood? No.
*Who's the loudest friend? Er ... I'm the loudest in the group ... the others are kinda the same loudness.
*Do you trust others easily? Not usually.
*Do your friends know you? What do you think? Of course they bloody know me. How else could they be my friend? I can just see it now ... "My best friend is someone I don't know, never met, and never heard of!"
*Friend that lives farthest away: I have lots of friends I know in America (and a couple in England), so I'm not sure about which is actually the furthest. Seeing I stole this off Lauren and she answered me for this question, I'll say Lauren.
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LOVE, and all that
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*Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? I laughed.
*Do you consider love a mistake? No.
*What do you find romantic? Romantic stuff.
*Turn-on? Intelligence, kindness, compassion, liking of U2, stuff like that.
*Turn-off? Hatred of U2, stupidity, Islam.
*First kiss? Do you honestly think someone (not from my family or one of those old-fashioned family friends who kisses everyone) was stupid enough to kiss ME? Haha.
*If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I have no idea.
*Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them? Yes.
*Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Er ... I never thought of it in social acceptability terms, but considering I'm way too shy to ask a girl out, I sure would like a girl to ask me out if they liked me.
*Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically
unattractive? "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." - Lauren. Damn right.
*Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? If they did, my first response would be "Are you on crack?" or "What the Popmart?"
*What is best about the opposite sex? Something.
*What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? Something else.
*What's the last present someone gave you? Something U2-related.
*Are you in love? Please do explain how it is possible to be physically in an emotion that takes up no physical area.
*Do you consider your significant other hot? "SHUT UP." - Lauren. Add "THE MACPHISTO" in the middle of that and you may have my answer.
*What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? I would see them, duh.
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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
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*That haunted you? Myself.
*You wanted to kill? Hmmm ... not sure ...
*That you laughed at? Again, not sure. Probably Sam or Aaron.
*That laughed at you? Probably Sam or Patrick.
*That turned you on? I don't have a freaking on/off switch.
*You went shopping with? I avoid shopping.
*That broke your heart? It seems rather intact to me.
*To disappoint you? Humanity as a whole.
*To ask you out? No-one's been that insane. No, hang on, I think Lily was.
*To make you cry? Someone.
*To brighten up your day? Sam, when he told me I was a "little champ" and that he admires me. It's so nice to get a compliment from someone at school for a change.
*That you thought about? I've been thinking about lots of people as I have answered this survey.
*You saw a movie with? Mum, Alan, and Alan's friend Jeff.
*You talked to on the phone? Dad.
*You talked to through IM/ICQ? You've already asked this. Moron.
*You saw? Mum.
*You lost? What? Do explain how I can lose a person. "Oh, oops, I just lost that person. Now where did I put them down? Where did I leave them last? Oh crap, I've lost Person-x!"
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RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
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*Are you going out? No, I'm home.
*Will it be with your significant other?
*What are you wearing right now? Black shirt, black shorts.
*What are you worried about right now? Stuff.
*What book are you reading? Grr, I need a new book to read and fast. Someone buy me Hitch-hikers 3-5.
*What's on your mousepad? I do not have a mousepad.
*Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: No.
*Are you bored? No.
*Are you tired? Maybe a tad.
*Are you talking to anyone online? No.
*Are you talking to anyone on the phone? I'm online and my Internet uses the phone line, so somehow I think not.
*Are you lonely or content? Lonely.
*Are you listening to music? My new U2 CD! I have Wide Awake In America! Bad and The Three Sunrises are SPECTACULAR!

Wow, it's finally over.

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