Me: OK, I'm playing [Japan's] Suburban Berlin right now, and yeah, this is definitely heavy metal ... if you consider [U2's] Grace to be Norwegian death metal.
Me: Those Norwegians make some heavy deadly shit, let me tell you. Grace, it's a name for a girl! Morbid.
Me: But after all, that's why you're a Grace fanatic.
Me: And you're infatuated with Wild Honey. My oh my, that's some heavy stuff right there.
Me: I ... ate your computer.
Me: Took me a lot of bites.
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... yeah, that's the worst joke I've ever made.
That one needed to be recorded for the ages. Considering my lame sense of humour, I will have said something worse by this time next