Well, it's gotten to the point that I figure if I can't beat them, I might as well join them. Allow me to present to you ...
André Axver - Exit (Howling Wind Mix) [U2 cover] | Mirror, if necessary
I can't sing, I play the guitar terribly (not that I've figured out how to record the bloody thing), and I'm not even singing a song I wrote. Where's my record deal already?
Now, once I have my recording contract, I shall form André's Rocking Band and perform punk rock covers of such obvious selections as the Kiwi anthem God Defend New Zealand, U2's Promenade, and Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 20. I bet none of you can wait.