Axver (axver) wrote,

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The three worst songs of all time.

It is official. I have come up with a list of the three worst songs of all time. Three songs that, when you hear them, make you feel as if you are in intense physical agony. Three songs that may make you want to leap from a speeding car, smack your head against a brick wall, or drive a spike into your head in order to escape their torturous grasp upon your ears. Three songs that have come from the depths of Hell to torment the human race. Three songs that are nothing short of cruel and inhuman punishment and should not be legal under the Geneva Convention or any other set of laws.

So just what are they?

... dun dun dun ...

... excessive drumrolls ...

The three worst songs of all time are:
1. My Neck, My Back - Khia
2. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy - Big And Rich
3. The Milkshake Song - Kelis

Number one deserves some particularly special mention. Why? There is actually a dirty version of this song. If you've heard solely the version censored for general radio and television broadcasting, you'll know it's not exactly close to clean. In fact, you'll probably be rather baffled trying to figure out how it could be much dirtier. Well, let me put it this way: the lyrics to the dirty version are so bad that I could not read even half of them, felt physically ill, and will not under any condition provide a link to such sordid, deprave, mindless filth.

The so-called artists involved in the above three songs shall most assuredly be aboard the first trip to the sun. Anyone who likes the songs may be given tickets for the trip too.
Tags: bad music, really bad music, worst songs ever
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