So just what are they?
... dun dun dun ...
... excessive drumrolls ...
The three worst songs of all time are:
1. My Neck, My Back - Khia
2. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy - Big And Rich
3. The Milkshake Song - Kelis
Number one deserves some particularly special mention. Why? There is actually a dirty version of this song. If you've heard solely the version censored for general radio and television broadcasting, you'll know it's not exactly close to clean. In fact, you'll probably be rather baffled trying to figure out how it could be much dirtier. Well, let me put it this way: the lyrics to the dirty version are so bad that I could not read even half of them, felt physically ill, and will not under any condition provide a link to such sordid, deprave, mindless filth.
The so-called artists involved in the above three songs shall most assuredly be aboard the first trip to the sun. Anyone who likes the songs may be given tickets for the trip too.