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I Will Mulch, Yo!

How did I occupy myself today and how shall I occupy myself for the next two days?

Mulching a park here in Franklin. I'm not kidding. I came all the way from Australia to save the lives of innocent central Tennessean children.

I'm also not kidding when I tell you that I parodied I Will Follow to commemorate this occasion. The title is a bit of a joke between Kate and I so I don't know if the humour will be apparent to anyone else.

I Will Mulch, Yo!
Based on U2's I Will Follow, parodied by Axver


I was going bowling when you said, you said let's go mulch
I dropped the ball in shock 'cause
I am bad at mulching y'see
Yeah!

A boy tries hard to mulch a park
His partner shows him that it's bad
He stops to think
He starts to cry "oh my!"

If you mulch today, mulch today, I mulch today, mulch today, I will mulch, yo!
If you mulch today, mulch today, I mulch today, mulch today, I will mulch, yo!

I was on the inside when they kicked the mulch around
I was looking through the window
I was lost and confused

If you mulch today, mulch today, I mulch today, mulch today, I will mulch, yo!
If you mulch today, mulch today, I mulch today, mulch today, I will mulch, yo!

You mulch in a circle
I see it when I go out there
But it's your mulch
Y-y-your mulch
Your, your mulch, la da da da-da da-da

If you mulch today, mulch today, I mulch today, mulch today, I will mulch, yo!
If you mulch today, mulch today, I mulch today, mulch today, I will ... mulch, yo, I will ... mulch yo, I will ... mulch yo, I will ... I will mulch, yo!
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