FORTY MINUTES AGO, I got disconnected. I have just spent the past fourty minutes sitting through EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING ATTEMPTS TO GET ONLINE. In that time, Lauren and Ally, the two people I was having conversations with, have both gotten offline. I am fucking pissed off and I hate my useless fucking ISP. Can't they provide a decent service? EIGHTY-FIVE ATTEMPTS! That's beyond a joke. That's crap Internet.