Now, for your entertainment, the full transcript of the chat with myself;
"You have just entered room "Chat 378045330503653615."
Amak Axver: Wow ... I get online and I'm instantly in a chat. How quickly things happen around here.
Amak Axver: Anyone here?
Amak Axver: Why am I in a chat with NO-ONE? How can I be invited into a chat with NO-ONE?
Amak Axver: Perplexing.
Amak Axver: Goodbye."