Yes, this entry is a substitute for all kinds of snide, sarcastic, and biting comments that I am choosing to keep to myself. Yes, I'll regret making this post when I get up tomorrow and find some overly sensitive person thinks this is directed to them. Yes, yes, yes ... why bother?
Positive footnote: those of you who know purplicious will want to join mock_the_kate; the rest of you can ignore this. I wasn't kidding when I said I'd make the community. It happens to come with the added twist that all mocks shall be mocked.