At first, we feared that perhaps vermin such as rice, mats, and
The next step was to assume the worst about
Our next suspects were
We then thought that
Fortunately for him,
As we put away the suspicion, feasted upon biscuits, chocolate, cake, and the grass Frank had rejected last night, and consumed excessive amounts of water, we stumbled across a revelation. It came from a holy man parading through the city under the slogan of "I can't believe he's not Jesus!" and was very simple, not to mention Jesustastic. So simple and Jesustastic that it had to be true. We celebrated, jubilant that we had ascertained the facts behind LiveJournal's short-lived demise.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is only one conclusion. The reason for LiveJournal's absense was to allow the following sentence to be posted in my journal:
OMZooropa RELIGIOUS SLASH WTFBBQ IT'SSOMEANTTOBE OTP!!!!!!!!111
End of story. Full stop. QED. Return to your journals.
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