2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I am not wearing pants, but the evolution of the pants. Ha.
3. WHAT SOUND ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? U2. What did you expect?
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? How about I just give you my entire phone number? (1234567890) 0987654321 17 21.
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Something edible.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Whatever colour I was manufactured as.
7. WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? Somewhere. Maybe here, maybe there, maybe elsewhere.
8. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Night-time.
9. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? You.
10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE: That it is the opposite.
11. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU THIS? No-one sent it to me. I STOLE it from Garrett because I am a THIEF. I should be arrested.
12. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'd be better if you weren't yelling.
13. FAVORITE DRINK? One of my soft drink mixes.
15. HOW DO YOU EAT A BISCUIT? Gee, this is hard ... I EAT IT, moron.
16. FAVORITE SPORT? Rugby union! Go the New Zealand All Blacks against the South African Springboks on Saturday!
17. HAIR COLOR? White. I'm sooooooo old.
18. EYE COLOR? Orange!
19. DO U WEAR CONTACTS? Please, learn to spell.
20. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? None and thus no ages.
21. FAVORITE MONTH? Too apathetic to care.
22. FAVORITE FOOD? Edible stuff my taste buds prefer over all others.
23. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? It hasn't happened yet. That day shall be the day when Americans learn to spell 'favourite' correctly, along with a few other words.
24. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? I can't see much so how can I know?
25. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I'm too shy to do a lot of things.
26. FAVORITE MUSIC? U2, U2, U2, U2, U2, U2, and U2 ... oh, there's U2 and U2 ... did I mention U2? I almost forgot: U2.
27. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
28. HUGS OR KISSES? I have already stated once that I am apathetic. Do not make me repeat myself.
29. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? What do you bloody well think?
30. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Garrett, I am suing you for saying vanilla.
31. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? I have no friends. And write back to what?
32. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? You.
33. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? You. Go figure.
34. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Alive.
35. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? I need more books. I've run out of books to (re)read.
36. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I have no mousepad. Burn your HEATHEN mousepads, they are of STAN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? Online, sleeping, EEEEEVIL maths homework (maybe not the last one).
38. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Slept and got online and went to a dinner thing.
39. FAVORITE SMELLS? Do U2 CDs have a smell?
40. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? The sickly stench of greed.
41. FAVORITE SOUND? U2.
42. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? I imagine I'll know what it is when U2 finally calls it quits.
43. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? U2. Then how I can get away with not doing my homework.
44. FAVORITE COLOR(S)? I have no favorite color. My favourite colour, however, is yellow, closely followed by black. The colours of Wellington!
45. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING THE PHONE? However many before I get there.
46. FUTURE KIDS? Would be in the future.
47. How many kids do you want? Wow, you stopped yelling. And probably 2-5. I don't know. I'll decide later.