I would like to announce the launch of the not-hyped, not-publicised, not-eagerly-anticipated, not-a-lot-really website, Axver's U2 Trading Website! Containing a design that is nothing short of the definition of bland and unimaginative, it has absolutely no neat gizmos, exciting lights, flashy colours, or enthralling sounds to make you want to go, but it is an information resource, one that will be continually growing and changing, much like a bacteria that you don't really notice until it's too late. So make your way over to this little ripper of a website, devour all the information, memorise it and recite it to attentive audiences of Sub-Saharan cattle, and see if you desire a trade. If you do, fire an e-mail - not a bullet or an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile - off to me and hope I'm prompt enough with my response that I get back to you before the Reaper does.
If you'd like to send me a free U2 bootleg - preferably a DVD - please do not hesitate to contact me and I will get back to you sooner than possible.
