Axver (axver) wrote,

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Look, it's a survey! Aren't you just in awe?

Yes, I feel like doing one of these, and so I shall. I'm not even sure where I stole this from any more ...

What is your name?: For me to know and you to ... not find out.
How old are you?: Too old for you (or too young if you're from Neptune).
Where are you from?: Did my STALKA write this?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No, but I have male friends and female friends, if that counts for anything.
Do you have a secret crush?: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret any more, would it?
Do they love you back?: Ha. I sincerely doubt it. I sincerely doubt anyone would love me back. And so I repeat my 'Ha!', but this time with an exclamation mark, to show my contempt for this question.
Are your parents together?: No, they are separate entities. What did you think they were? A hermaphrodite?
Who is your favorite parent?: Homer Simpson. He is such a good father, yes. Well you didn't ask which of MY parents was my favourite, did you?

Bird or fish: Fish! Well, actually, I'm not sure - I just said that because the line "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" (U2, Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around the World) is ringing in my mind.
Pizza or burger: Tough one ... probably a pizza, because they seem to last longer, and when you buy them from fast food places, they look more like in the pictures on the ads than burgers do.
Coffee or tea: Coffee. But I only like it when it's loaded with sugar.
Plane or ship: Probably ship.
Pen or pencil: Pen. They don't have leads that break.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?: Stop repeating yourself.
When was the last time you danced?: Never.
What do you notice first?: I am getting very sick of being asked this question, and mainly because I have no good answer for it.

Song?: 'Gloria (UABRS version)' by U2, but it may soon be replaced by 'Bad' or 'The Electric Co. (UABRS CD version)'
Band/Singer?: U2!
Style of music?: U2. It's a genre. I don't care if you think it isn't, I've decided U2 is a genre.
TV show?: M*A*S*H and Fawlty Towers rock.
Movie?: The Great Escape
Sport?: Rugby union, closely followed by cricket. The Tri-Nations (rugby union competition) starts this weekend! w00t!
Breed of cat?: Ha, never been asked this before, and I don't know.
Subject at school?: Geography, Modern History, German, Drama. They're all good fun.
Clothing?: My New Zealand Black Caps (international one-day cricket team) shirt.

Song?: Too many. Just don't go there.
Band/Singer?: I can't stand Kylie Minogue.
Style of music?: Rap or country.
TV Show?: I hate Friends. There's a few others, too, but I can't think of them right now. But someone had Friends on the TV downstairs earlier, and I wasn't happy.
Movie?: Hmmm ... I generally avoid movies that I hear are crap ... so I don't know.
Sport?: Er ... croquet? Lawn bowls? Something like that. Although they're not that bad when you're playing them, just tremendously boring to watch on TV.
Breed of cat?: Dude, you just copied the favourites list, didn't you?
Subject at school?: Probably English because half the stuff we do in it surely can't be what we're supposed to be doing (and that stuff is crap, too, so I sure hope it's not in the syllabus!).
Clothing?: I like all my clothes. Actually, no, I hate my school uniform sports shorts because I can't get a decent size. Whenever I go to get a bigger pair, they're not bigger in length, but in width (get a few centimetres wider but only a few millimetres longer) and it's bloody frustrating. I'm not getting fatter, people, I'm getting taller!

What did you think of this survey?: A good way to pass the time before staggering to bed.
Would you do it again?: Why would I waste my time doing a survey I've already DONE? Hmmm, think about that.

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