We never - NEVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS - should've helped Australia become a good rugby nation. We should've left them out to rot in the sporting wilderness. We should've left this nation of abusive players, stupid referees, underarm bowlers, and pathetic commentators to stumble around, left them as the easy-beats of the rugby world, left them to hold the title of That Team We Beat On The Way To Playing More Worthy Teams. But NO. Some jackass decided it'd be a good idea to play the Aussies regularly and help them improve their skills - look where that got us! Now these ungrateful morons have unfairly defeated us and taken away a chance at the Cup that is rightfully ours. We had it stolen from us in 1995, 1999, and now 2003. We are the greatest team of all time, damn it! There is no team anywhere better than the All Blacks. New Zealand IS the All Blacks, and we just went down to an Australian team with a sixteenth man - the referee. If he dares step foot in NZ, some Kiwi will shoot him, and if he steps foot in my house, I'll personally bash the crap out of the lying bastard. Would it hurt just a bit too much to referee the game fairly? Had he done that, Australia would've been walked all over by the team that, in a week, should've rightfully raised the World Cup but instead will have to settle for third - or, perish the thought, fourth - place. We are THE BEST. There is no team better. WE DESERVE THAT CUP.
Australia, give us our Cup back. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be up there. THAT CUP IS OURS. GIVE IT BACK. You've only had a good team for the last twenty years - WE'VE BEEN GOOD FOR THE ENTIRE HUNDRED YEARS WE'VE BEEN PLAYING. We beat you in our first ever game, we've beaten you so many times over the years it's not funny, and WE HOLD EVERY OTHER CUP YOU COULD HOPE TO ACHIEVE, AND YET YOU DARE DEPRIVE US OF THE CUP WE DESERVE THE MOST, YOU STUPID, UNGRATEFUL PILLOCKS. We have the Bledisloe Cup, the Tri-Nations Cup, the Super 12 Cup, the Under-21s World Cup, the Women's World Cup, the Rugby 7s World Cup, every Cup under the sun, APART FROM THE ONE CUP THAT ANY TRUE RUGBY COMMENTATOR WILL TELL YOU BELONGS TO US. We are the greatest team at the moment. We are the greatest team in history. We will be the greatest team in the future. Australia, mark my words, you're a flash in the pan and you shouldn't even be allowed to crawl on the ground the All Blacks have walked on, shouldn't be allowed to touch a ball the Blacks have touched, shouldn't be allowed to hold a Cup the blacks have held.
WHERE IS OUR CUP?
But we ARE still the best nation on the planet. We hold the more important cups - Bledisloe and Tri-Nations, acknowledged as unofficial World Cups - we hold all three other World Cups (Women's, Under-21s, and 7s), and we were the only country with teams that had a look-in at winning the Super 12 this year. We should have the Men's World Cup but we don't, and that's a crime.
I'm now going to blast my ears with very loud music. If I don't have hearing left in the morning, blame Australia, blame their stupid freaking rugby team, and blame the referee, who would've probably died from giving a decision in New Zealand's favour.
