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Axver
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">most of the World, but not the really good bits.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Commander</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Getting yourself elected (your only opponent was Jerry Springer).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Sam Fisher (from Splinter Cell).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Round up and Execute all "Spam Offenders".</td></tr>
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Europe (except for Britain).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">King/Queen</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Brute military force (Penguins of the World, UNITE!).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ninjas (they flip out and kill people).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Have Pinky and the Brain imprisoned (just in case).</td></tr>
The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">AOL (but nobody noticed, because that doesn't REALLY count as the Internet).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lord/Lady</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Celestial Lottery.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Sam Fisher (from Splinter Cell).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Have France wiped from the face of the Earth.</td></tr>
The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">an Alternate Dimension (and banish the Alternate You back to this dump).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lord (regardless of gender)</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Wearing shiny pants.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Space Marine Terminators (from Warhammer 40k).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Name a successor. Then have your successor killed (he was probably after your job).</td></tr>
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Announcement for all Americans (ie most people on my friends list): show support for your country! Tomorrow the USA opens its rugby World Cup campaign against Fiji, at Suncorp Stadium just north of me in Brisbane. Game starts at ... 5:30pm (Australian Eastern Standard Time), I think, and subtract about 14 or 15 hours for the time in America. Sure, Fiji is going to win and the USA team is going to get nowhere in the competition, but still, show your support! And discover the joys of the greatest game, rugby union.

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Are these people stupid? High? Drunk? Deaf? It seems like it. Some of these misheard lyrics are just ridiculous.

For example;
"Misheard Lyrics:
Piss on Tesh
or
Let's go Ted
Correct Lyrics:
Discoteque"

"Misheard Lyrics:
Electric Deathstar
Correct Lyrics:
Electrical Storm"

"Misheard Lyrics:
Cyanide in the sky,
it makes me feel like I might die
Correct Lyrics:
I and I in the sky,
you make me feel like I could fly"

"Misheard Lyrics:
Fold me, fill me, cut me, grill me.
Correct Lyrics:
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me."
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