Axver (axver) wrote,

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A survey - how thrilling for you all

*1. Initials: Axyz.
*2. Natural Hair color: White.
*3. Hair Color Currently: Blonde side of white.
*4. Eye Color At Birth: Blue.
*5. Eye Color Currently: Blue.
*6. Height: 5'5" or so.
*7. Glasses/Contacts: Glasses.
*8. Birthdate: January 17.
*9. Sign: No, I don't know sign language.
*10. Current Age: 16. Although, according to an ad that was just on TV, I'm 55. "We offer car insurance only to fifty-five year old drivers; experienced drivers like you." Wow, I never knew I was this old!
*11. Siblings' Names: I find it amusing that you assume I have any.
*12. Location: My chair.
*13. School Attending: yes, I am attending a school.
*14. Current Grade: 11.
*15. GPA: Er ... Gold Pollutes Australia? Maybe.
*16. College Plans: Yes.
*17. Planned College Major(s): Don't know.
*18. Planned College Minor: Don't know.
*19. Any Piercings: Yes, I have forty thousand piercings. Thing is, no-one can see them and I never got them.
*20. Any Tattoos: Yes. On my eyes.
*1. Friend(s) that are girls: Yes, they exist.
*2. Guy Friend(s): Again, they exist.
*3. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: This concept is often abused by small-minded people.
*4. Current Crush: No comment.
*5. Hobbies: Are fun.
*6. Pager: No, but I do have books comprised of pages.
*7. Are You Center Of Attention Or Wallflower: I am still unaware of the definition of 'wallflower'.
*8. What Type Automobile Do You Drive: Ten different Lamborghinis.
*9. What Type Automobile Do You Wish You Drove: Three different Lamborghinis.
*10. Would You Rather Be With Friends Or On A Date: There are too many variables.
*11. Where Is The Best Hangout: My room. It has EVERYTHING! A TV, Internet, computer (this is generally required for the Internet), books, and ... nothing else. So NEARLY everything.
*12. Do You Have A Job: I am enslaved by the cruelty of U2. I currently have a week of freedom, and I am rejoicing like I have never rejoiced before.

*1. Who Is Your Role Model: Bono.
*2. What Are Your Pet Peeves: Stupidity, u-users, crude people, being wrong. Other stuff.
*3. Have You Ever Been In Love: This is debatable.
*5. Have You Ever Cried Over The Opposite Sex: Not that I know of.
*6. Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: Yes. I go after alive people.
*7. Have You Ever Lied To Your Best Friend(s): Yes. I am such a terrible liar. My name is really Anitoliy Zrachnekov and I'm from ... ah, bugger it, I can't create a false identity. So I TRIED to lie, but no.
*8. Ever Wanted To Get Revenge on Someone: Haha, oh yes. Many people. With great crushing things.
*9. Ever Been Cheated On: Pretty hard to be cheated on when you've never been in a relationship.
*10. Ever Said I Love You To A Significant Other: I rarely say that I love people.
*11. Rather Be Dumper Or Dumped: I'd rather not do either.
*12. Rather Have A Relationship Or A "Hookup": I'm so out of the loop that I have no idea what a "hookup" is.
*13. Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: I want a lot of things that I don't have right now.
*14. Ever Liked Your Best Guy/Girl Friend: I loathe and abhor my friends and wish they would DIE. I have never liked them. I could not possibly like them at all. They are the WORST.
*15. Do You Want To Get Married: Yes.
*16. Do You Want Kids: Yes.
*17. Do You Believe In Psychics: Yes. I pray to them daily.
*18. Do You Believe You Know The Person Who You Are Going To Marry At This Point In Life: I'm not sure if I'd like to think I do or don't.
*19. What Is Your Favorite Part Of Your Body: Er ...
*20. What Is Your Favorite Part Of Your Emotional Being: My hatred of EVERYTHING. I just hate YOU ALL. You all SUCK. Don't you just know I HATE you? My hatred is all-encompassing/
*21. Are You Happy With You: No, I'm not happy with you at all. Get out of my presence.
*22. Are You Happy With Your Life: No. It needs more ... in the way of computers.
*23. Are You Scared Right Now?: Yes, this question scares me dreadfully. I might just wet myself in fear.
*24. Depressed?: Yes. I am melting into tears here because of this EVIL SURVEY!
*25. If You Could Change Something In Your Life Right Now, What Would It Be? I would suddenly be very rich and have my own jet. Inside this jet would be an incredible computer with an incredible Internet connection. I would also most likely not be taking this survey.

And I'm now starting to count down the hours to the Rugby World Cup ...

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