Axver (axver) wrote,
Axver
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What is it?

If I were a month I would be: April.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday or Saturday.

If I were a time of day I would be: Sunrise.

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune.

If I were a sea animal I would be: Dolphin.

If I were a direction I would be: West.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bed or desk.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Don't suppose I can say Bono or The Edge ... hmm ... this is a tough one. Andre Chapelon. No, I don't suppose the greatest steam locomotive designer of all time counts. Maybe Aaron, the brother of Moses. Eh, I don't know.

If I were a liquid I would be: Fresh water.

If I were a tree I would be: Oak.

If I were a flower/plant I would be: I honestly don't know. Something nice and yellow, anyway.

If I were a kind of weather I would be: One of those refreshingly cold winter days.

If I were a musical instrument: Electric guitar.

If I were an animal I would be: Cat.

If I were a color I would be: Yellow.

If I were a vegetable I would be: Me, a vegetable? Not likely. But in any case, lettuce.

If I were a fruit I would be: Peach.

If I were a berry I would be: Blueberry.

If I were a sound I would be: Something off a U2 CD.

If I were an element I would be: Don't know. Air, I suppose.

If I were a car I would be: Ferrari formula one racing car.

If I were a song I would be: 11 O'clock Tick Tock by U2, or maybe Bad, 8 November 1987.

If I were a food I would be: Turkish Delight or pizza with pepperoni, cheese, pineapple, and BBQ sauce as topping.

If I were a place I would be: Somewhere beautiful in NZ.

If I were a material I would be: No idea.

If I were a taste I would be: Er ... I don't know.

If I were a scent I would be: No idea.

If I were a word I would be: 'antidisestablishmentarianism' or 'U2'.

If I were an object I would be: A book or a U2 CD.

If I were a body part I would be: Ears.

If I were a facial expression I would be: No idea. Happy, perhaps. Bored, maybe.

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Someone once drew a U2 comic, thus The Edge.

If I were a shape I would be a: Dodecahedron.

If I were a number I would be: 17.
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