Axver ([info]axver) wrote,
@ 2006-10-18 16:31:00
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Current mood: busy
Current music:'Release' by Anathema
Entry tags:life, music, nzr, trains, u2, university

Well, it's been a while since my last entry, and I forgot to reply to its comments but I'll get around to it someday soon. I've just been busy with university and so forth, and my eyes have decided they really don't like me, so that's been making life difficult, what with the copious amounts of reading I do. As far as university goes, I have somehow been both pushing myself too much and procrastinating more than I should. I realise those two concepts should be mutually exclusive, but they aren't.

It's funny, I was looking forward so much to doing History and Political Science, and yet now I don't feel as if I am doing what I love. I feel drawn back to the first thing in my life that I truly loved and that truly held my fascination; New Zealand's railway system. Shame there isn't any sort of Bachelor of NZR. Ah well, maybe I can use my History and PolSci stuff along those lines; the railway certainly played a very large role in New Zealand's 19th and early 20th century history and politics.

And I randomly felt like making a list in response to a post over on Interference, but it wasn't within the context of the thread and I'm sure making a new one would just cause unnecessary conflict, so I'll post the list here, complete with side comments. I give you ...

The ten worst U2 songs!

10. A Room At The Heartbreak Hotel: This song is just dreadful. The female backing vocals make it all the worse. Cringeworthy, and I can see why it was merely a b-side.
9. Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own: Fake, contrived bullshit. This song has no emotional power whatsoever. It's a dull, lifeless plod that has had all of its emotional power sucked out of it. The same can be said for a number of other HTDAAB songs. I don't know if Bono's just not trying or if it's the dreadful production. Probably both in tandem.
8. Love Rescue Me: This song has some nice lyrics, but it really fails to do anything remotely interesting musically. Not worth the time.
7. One: The most sickeningly over-rated song ever. It is complete dross; pathetic, sometimes cliche lyrics, poor singing, a dull musical arrangement, and all in all, a dismal shadow of With Or Without You. I'm not saying it's a ripoff or derivative of WOWY, but that they both aim for the same powerful emotional effect through a slower ballad style and WOWY achieves it whereas One dies with a dull wimper. The worst part? The studio recording lacks its sole worthwhile moment, the "do you hear us coming?" verse added onto the end live.
6. Ultra Violet (Light My Way): It starts off alright, and then keels over and dies. The chorus is quite simply the single worst U2 chorus in history, including "Miami, my mammy". It feels as if it's foreshadowing the boybands that came along later in the nineties. I can certainly hear the Backstreet Boys harmonising "baby, baby, baby, light my way".
5. Red Light: OK, so Edge doesn't totally suck here, but the rest of the band does. Why this made War and Treasure did not is a complete source of confusion to me. Bono's singing is completely off; I don't know what he was trying to do, but he fails abysmally. This song has the musical merit of one of U2's early demos from when Bono couldn't sing, but with cheesiness added for extra flavour.
4. Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World: This song wasn't even worth releasing as a b-side, let alone as an album track. It is so completely boring that it would cure anyone of insomnia. There is almost nothing of merit to pique the listener's interest.
3. In A Little While: One of U2's most repulsive songs. Were it an instrumental, it may have been OK. If it had solely the "rocketship" verse, it may have been OK. But no, Bono had to sing some of the most worthless lyrics of his career in such a manner that it sounds like a frog is stuck in his throat. I cannot comprehend why anyone would like this song.
2. Stuck In A Moment: Even worse than In A Little While, at least in part due to the awful pop production that sucks right into oblivion whatever traces of meaningfulness that were in the song. Edge's verse at the end isn't bad, but the rest of the song feels so manufactured and over-done, like the band originally had a touching song but then decided to overdo it and turn the thing into a pop track in the hopes it would sell a few more copies.
1. Elvis Ate America: The single worst U2 song ever. Not one redeeming feature at all. It is the very definition of cringeworthy and I feel sorry for every person who has ever heard it. There are frigging nu-metal songs better than this. What garbage. What completely worthless, disposable, nonsensical garbage. Why was this put on such a brilliant album? Passengers is nearly perfect once you delete this from the album.

And that's all for now. Have a good one!



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[info]sblood
2006-10-18 09:56 am UTC (link)
Haha, some of those songs already aren't looking too great, why with a name like "Elvis Ate America", I have decided I don't really want to listen to it.

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[info]axver
2006-10-18 11:30 am UTC (link)
Haha, yeah, Elvis Ate America isn't the most promising title and the lyrics are even worse (then again, U2 also has a song called Elvis Presley And America and it's a great improvisational piece, a stream of consciousness).

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[info]evilmissbecky
2006-10-18 10:19 am UTC (link)
I agree with a couple of these, strongly disagree with others (as someone who has lost her father, I find plenty of emotional power in SYCMIOYO).

But my vote for worst U2 song always has been, and always will be, Fortunate Son. My God. *shudders* I loathe that song. Worst cover ever, in the history of bad covers -- of which they have quite a few, I must say.

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[info]axver
2006-10-18 11:35 am UTC (link)
I'm not saying SYCMIOYO isn't meaningful, but ... compare Tomorrow and SYCMIOYO. Tomorrow feels genuinely heartfelt, a great outpouring of emotions. SYCMIOYO feels like it may have been that way, but then U2 put it through the Perfectionist Hits Machine, rinsed it in some "Louder Is Better" Production, and repeated a few more times.

Fortunate Son is pretty terrible, but I wasn't counting it for my list as it's not a U2 original. I think most of U2's eighties covers were pretty good, and then they've gone downhill from there (ugh, Satellite Of Love, Don't Take Your Guns To Town, What's Going On, The Saints Are Coming). Dancing Barefoot, Everlasting Love, and ESPECIALLY the incredible Lovetown versions of All Along The Watchtower are great.

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[info]theamers
2006-10-18 11:07 am UTC (link)
i agree with stuck in a moment...totally worthless. for some reason my cousin loves that song, and i'm always like, WHYYYY?

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[info]axver
2006-10-18 11:35 am UTC (link)
I know a few people who like it too, and it just baffles me. I've never gotten a decent explanation about why anyone would consider it worth the time of day.

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[info]theamers
2006-10-18 07:31 pm UTC (link)
my cousin insists that she finds the lyrics profound. i definitely disagree with that.

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(no subject) - [info]axver, 2006-10-19 07:17 am UTC (Expand)

[info]corianderstem
2006-10-19 02:06 am UTC (link)
I really, really love the melody of the chorus. There's something about the repetition of the 3-note pattern and the way the beats fall to accent the syllables ... it just pleases me.

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(no subject) - [info]axver, 2006-10-19 07:18 am UTC (Expand)

[info]liamtreasure
2006-10-18 11:19 am UTC (link)
Le spam here. I'd insert a comment here, but paperwork calls.

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[info]axver
2006-10-18 11:36 am UTC (link)
You know you want to slag off One.

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mezziekins
2006-10-18 11:39 am UTC (link)
Mr Johnson mentioned your last SOR assignment the other day, with the 17 meals? It sounded pretty cool.

Do you have insane exams around now?

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[info]axver
2006-10-18 12:30 pm UTC (link)
The what now? I don't think that was me. Is this the final one where you can do pretty much anything to Johnno? Because I made a CD for that and had a discussion with him. Or maybe I'm forgetting something here. I think I did bring in some food, but not much ...

And no, no exams yet. Just big assignments. Exams are coming up in November.

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[info]dysprosium
2006-10-18 02:50 pm UTC (link)
ELVIS! white trash! ELVIS! something-something! ELVIS!

That song is hideous. I think I've only listened to it about two times in total.

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[info]axver
2006-10-18 03:08 pm UTC (link)
The worst part is at the end, the whole "Elvis, genius, Elvis, redeem us" rubbishy nonsense. What on earth were Bono and Howie B thinking?!

Passengers is a MASTERPIECE without EAA. That song doesn't fit on the album whatsoever.

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[info]canadiens1160
2006-10-18 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I took an open-toped Beetle
Through the eye of a needle


A song about drinking on an Irish band's dark, euro-dance influenced comeback album has something charming about it.

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[info]axver
2006-10-19 07:21 am UTC (link)
Some of the lyrics are mildly quirky, but quirky =/= good.

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[info]screendoor3
2006-10-18 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Make your own degree with a history advisor, or do your masters on railroads. Don't give up so easily.

You know where I stand on "Red Light". I also think "Elvis Ate America" is one of their best. No joke. I could not care less about the other songs, though I do think "Stuck in a Moment" and "One" have redeemable qualities.

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[info]axver
2006-10-19 07:22 am UTC (link)
I'll probably incorporate it into my Masters. I think there are "free" courses for third year and Honours students too, where you can design your own topic for the semester.

I'm surprised you like Elvis Ate America.

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[info]corianderstem
2006-10-19 02:04 am UTC (link)
I'm so pleased to see Red Light on there that I'm not even going to razz you for some of the other ones. *g*

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[info]axver
2006-10-19 07:22 am UTC (link)
Ha! But doesn't every list of crap U2 songs have Red Light? ;)

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[info]khanada
2006-10-19 02:18 am UTC (link)
tttyttytytta or whatever is okay. elvis ate america is good. the rest are quite possibly some of the worst songs ever written and recorded. ever. definitely my least favourite U2 songs.

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[info]axver
2006-10-19 07:22 am UTC (link)
I don't know what you see in Elvis Ate America!

But at least you agree with me about One's suckiness! :)

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[info]liamtreasure
2006-10-19 07:16 am UTC (link)
Right, now I'm not busy.

We don't agree on much, but we do agree on worst U2 songs.

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[info]axver
2006-10-19 07:23 am UTC (link)
I was expecting you to object to Red Light though.

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(no subject) - [info]liamtreasure, 2006-10-20 06:36 am UTC (Expand)
Your interest in railway history
(Anonymous)
2006-11-18 02:26 am UTC (link)
Here's a website blogged by like minded people-http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/nz-rail-geography/

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