I have come to the conclusion that I haven't been controversial enough lately. Well, we'll see about that!
TEH COMYOONISTS ARE COMING FROM RUSHYA TO EAT OUR DEMOKRASY AND CAPITAL LETTERS AND ROO-IN OUR SOSIGHITY WITH KANGAROOS! WE MUST INVAYD IRAK TO SAVE THE OIL THAT FUELS OUR CAPITAL LETTERS!
terror wrists live in irak! Teh great Dubya will save our souls from terror wrists, though, as he is annoy-nted by teh HAND OF GOB! they took his dubya and used teh Satins work of genetik engendering to put it with em-dees, but Dubya will take back teh letters and fuel them with TEH OIL! it is the natchrill order for us to have teh dubya's em-dees. teh terror wrists are not natchrill! they are unnatchrill like teh homosex-y'alls!
teh homosex-y'alls are coming to have homo sex with people in teh uhmerikuhn sowth. THEY WANNA DESTROY TEH INSTATYOOSHUN OF MARRIDGE! THEY WANNA REPLACE IT WIT PORRIDGE! reject teh poor ridge and invest in mah ridge! it's teh thing to do!
mah ridge is fine'n'dandy in teh mowntayns. i shoot teh anmals coz its teh patree-otik thing to do! i cut down forests coz its teh paTREE-otik thing to do! teh envyronmint is mine and i luv it so i use it and make more money, coz this is a society of CAPITAL LETTERS!
nex dor to mah ridge is a reeehab for teh druggiez with baybeez they didna wanna aybort. teh ayborshun is teh evol and of Satin. FEER TEH ABORSHUN! SHUN'N KILL TEH ABORSHUN DOKTAHS! murdah is a solushun! i hav mah gun, i midas well use it!
teh law of teh land sez i can hav mah gun if i wan won'n teh law was made by TEH GOB MAH LORB. i prey to Gob'n he put Dubya in POWAH. Joooorj Dubya is Gob's serve ant on erth and is a holey man and cannay be rong abowt anything coz he is teh onesty liek all polytishuns. he invayded irak fer his Dubya and Gob speeks thru him! i suport teh Dubya coz Kerri eets lil baybeez. i belive in Gob so i suport teh Dubya. Gob sez teh Chirstains are to suport teh annoy-nted Dubya. i'm a god Chirstain.
Mah Gob can beet up yore Gob and he is coming to smiyt all you HEETHINS who didna belive! wwjd? teh Bibel is mah sord and sez teh homosex-y'alls are HEETHIN SINNAHS GOIN TO HEEL! FEER TEH SEX COZ IT WILL SEND YOU TO HEEL! teh homos wanna sex y'all, that's why they are homosex-y'alls, and they wil sendya to SATIN'S HEEL! listen to mah man, Gob's annoy-nted Dubya and kill teh comyoonists, invayd irak fer teh oil to fuel Dubya's capital em-dees, kill teh terror wrists with TEH HAND OF GOB, and follo teh Bibel by using yore Gob-given rite to pozess guns and kil teh homosex-y'alls, aborshun doktahs, and anmals while protecting teh sank-titties of mah ridge. Gob is luv!
by the way, mah Dubya luvs all uhmerikuhns and is trying to bridj tha divyd in teh nayshun. how do i now? he has a man date!!
(This is for those who would like a translation.)
So, was that